Humor

How to Open Up To Him Even Though He Isn’t Your High School English Teacher

August 2020 | Reductress

QUIZ: Does He Support Your Career or is He One of Those Inflatable Waving Tubes Outside the Used Car Dealership?

August 2020 | Reductress

I Am Your Friend Who Suggested Bottomless Brunch and I Did Not Come Here to Play Games

May 2019 | The Belladonna

Turbo-Tax for Twenty-Somethings

April 2019 | Weekly Humorist

Don't Let The Pigeon Build A Border Wall!

February 2019 | McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Silicon Valley Startup or Plague-Era Feudal Business

July 2018 | McSweeney's Internet Tendency

If You Want Me And Your Father To Help With Rent, Please Pass This Test

November 2017 | The Establishment

Reasons I Did Not Show Up For The Job Interview (And Am Now Ignoring Your Emails)

October 2017 | The Belladonna

National Park Service Unveils Monuments to Facebook Posts From Your High School Friends

August 2017 | Robot Butt